Since I can’t find the DI Lestrade “NOT MY DIVISION” photo, this will have to suffice for the person who started to launch into a complaint. I totally cut her off “He’s going to have to take that up with [division counsel], not me. I have no input on that.” *drops mic* 

Since I can’t find the DI Lestrade “NOT MY DIVISION” photo, this will have to suffice for the person who started to launch into a complaint. I totally cut her off “He’s going to have to take that up with [division counsel], not me. I have no input on that.” *drops mic* 

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Attrition

Support staff are exiting this division at an alarming rate. Totally not surprising, though, when you think about 1) how overworked we are and 2) how underpaid we are for the shit we deal with. 

You want to keep your best workers? You better fucking pay them. 

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Suckers

Guess who was picked to provide the “inspirational” article at the staff meeting tomorrow. 

Me. 

*evil look* 

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doctorwho:

You’ve got three fingers.

From Doctor Who Series 4: The Poison Sky

Ten is me, almost every single day, when I’m talking to some idiot who calls me on the help desk. 

(Source: therooftopsoflondon)

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alicexz:

SIR THERE’S BEEN A BREAK-IN

alicexz:

SIR THERE’S BEEN A BREAK-IN

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

alicexz:

Brilliant, Anderson! Brilliant impression of an idiot.

That is a seriously beautiful drawing.

This. Happening right now. 

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

alicexz:

Brilliant, Anderson! Brilliant impression of an idiot.

That is a seriously beautiful drawing.

This. Happening right now. 

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

alicexz:

Brilliant, Anderson! Brilliant impression of an idiot.

That is a seriously beautiful drawing.

This is today. Again. 

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

alicexz:

Brilliant, Anderson! Brilliant impression of an idiot.

That is a seriously beautiful drawing.

This is today. Again. 

(via thirtysecondstogallifrey)

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My coworker left this on my desk for me this morning. She knows me too well. 

My coworker left this on my desk for me this morning. She knows me too well. 

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Meetings

Another 6 hours’ worth of training meetings conducted today. Another 4.5 hours spent gritting my teeth at our vendor’s instructor absolutely horrid delivery of that instruction. 

It. was. seriously. bad. 

Talked with my boss. She couldn’t believe how poor he was. By the end of the day, we had told all the vendors (including dude) they could leave early tomorrow because of the impending snowstorm (I will take the training with Germany tomorrow), and I took the last call today with Japan, framing it as “I need practice”. 

Unless he’s totally non compos mentis, the guy has to be aware that I did not need practice. I delivered that shit flawlessly. And took less time to do it, too. 

I wonder how many fucking thousands we spent on that trainer. Because, dude, I should get a cut of that. 

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