January 2010
OMFG
*flails*
Me: “you can get grady sizemore’s ball for $95.” Lizz: “no thanks already seen it”
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You guys, I just took light inventory on the games...
thelizz:
4.23: vs CIN L 1-7
05.04: Cubs vs. Giants W 4-2
05.25 vs PIT L 8-10 (Neal Cotts’ departure) 05.27 vs PIT W 5-2 (The Magical Nuts Game!) 05.28 vs LAD L 1-2 06.19 vs CLE W 8-7 (Apron giveaway game!) 06.20 vs CLE W 6-5 (Ted’sDay!) 08.09 IOW vs LAS IOW 5-4 (Road to Wrigley!) 08.25 vs WSH L 6-15 08.26 vs WSH W 9-4 08.30 vs NYM L 1-4
09.01 vs HOU W 4-1
09.26 @ SF W 6-2 (Gorzo v. Barold)...
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Zambrano Wants to be a Cub for Life
ciarrai84:
CHICAGO — Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano, who’s coming off his lowest win output since 2002, said Thursday he’s not worried about trade rumors that surfaced this offseason.
Zambrano told “The Waddle & Silvy Show” on ESPN 1000 that he wants to finish his career with the Cubs, with whom he broke into the majors as a non-drafted free agent in 1997. Zambrano, 28, has a full...
downinpockets:
Craig Ferguson’s opening remarks tonight:
I’m looking at all of this, uh, trouble in late night, you know, and everybody talking about “Oh, Jay going over there and Conan going over there, and which, you know, middle aged white guy’s gonna get X million dollars at what point.” And I’m thinking to myself, “I’m getting embarrassed,” because I, I know this isn’t really a late night...
My friend just now: did I tell you about when I projectile vomited at Flash Taco in Wicker Park? Um, no!
Poop and now vomit.
Someone needs to kick Pat Robertson in the nuts....
(via downinpockets)
Oh. So much more than that. SO. MUCH. MORE.
these boys next to me on train are in med school. one in partic cute. why must he wear brewers hat?
“Mark McGwire as a hitting coach is the equivalent of Milli Vanilli as a singing...”
– Twitter (via thelizz)
I’m DYING
Great. So Cubs are in the mix for broken Ben Sheets. Fucking asshattery. Fucking Hendry. He won’t resign Harden to an incentive deal but he’ll go after a guy who’s had surgery and whose health is even more suspect?! And he’ll overpay to boot. God I hope he gets reamed at the convention.
Captain Obvious
Grass is green. Sky is blue. Shit stinks. McGwire did steroids.
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Greg Maddux joins Cubs as Assistant to the General...
ciarrai84:
CHICAGO - The Chicago Cubs today named future Hall of Famer Greg Maddux as an assistant to General Manager Jim Hendry.
Maddux’ responsibilities will include assisting the coaching staffs at major league and minor league spring training, assisting in the development of Cubs minor leaguers during the regular season and assisting Hendry and the baseball operations department in talent...
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Guzman
Angel Guzman’s brother was shot and killed in Venezuela.
Crap, man.
Directed at Lizz and Ryen
You do realize Tracy Morgan has a twitter account, yes?
omg at Garfield Conservatory. Best idea ever in winter! Feels like summer in here!
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Points
OMFG
(via thelizz)
what?
“Like a lot of my fellow Yankee fans I don’t take winning for granted because I...”
– ………………………………………. SRSLY? (via thelizz)
CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER, NEW YORK “FAN”
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Kirigami knit pattern →
OMG. I want this so bad. It would take AGES to knit and probably bore me to tears after a while. I don’t even think that would look good on me, but WOW.
OMFG THEY DO HAVE TEAM DENTISTS!
thelizz:
lotus09:
My day is fucking MADE. This would have been one of my “20 Hockey Player Questions” I’d have asked a player.
From:
Kane’s look chew cool
His admitted ‘bad habit’ has quickly caught on as quite the phenomenon
”Everybody talks about it,” said Martin Marcus, who, along with fellow Hawks dentist Russell Baer, makes the mouth guards for Kane and other players.
Kaner’s admitted...
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“Maybe because he’s such a young kid he always needs something to be...”
– Sun-Times article. BWHAHAHAHHAA!
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OMFG THEY DO HAVE TEAM DENTISTS!
My day is fucking MADE. This would have been one of my “20 Hockey Player Questions” I’d have asked a player.
From:
Kane’s look chew cool
His admitted ‘bad habit’ has quickly caught on as quite the phenomenon
”Everybody talks about it,” said Martin Marcus, who, along with fellow Hawks dentist Russell Baer, makes the mouth guards for Kane and other...
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ciarrai84:
geena:
lotus09:
What the hell is this color thing on fbook?
supporting breast cancer by posting the color of your bra. also… to make guys confused.
Haha, it didn’t really work. A bunch of guys on my Facebook friends list knew about it this morning.
that makes no campaign sense whatsoever as well as being DUMB.
What the hell is this color thing on fbook?