January 2010
Dear St Louis: if you pay 180 for Holliday, WTF are you gonna pay Pujols? This quandary makes me laugh.
December 2009
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Fuck Jim Hendry
He just signed Marlon Byrd to a three year, backloaded contract of $15M. RIDICULOUS. The guy is going to blow chunks at Wrigley. He’s nothing but AVERAGE. And that was in a hitter’s park at Texas.
And this means we won’t re-sign Reed. What the fuck is this shit? SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
WOULD SOMEONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME GENERAL MANAGER?!
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Cubs Photos →
Was this what you were looking at earlier Lizz?
I wanted to cry at 10 (Rich) and now 29 (Reed). Six (Miles) and nine (Bradley) made me want to barf.
oh dear god. couple moms with a whole gaggle of pink clad girls waiting 4 train. theyd better not sit in my car.
Holy bajeebus - Geena, look →
Scroll down to the bottom. You look freakishly like Alyson Hannigan.
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Kerist! The Bears actually won.
Cubs Interested In Contreras, Spilborghs? →
thelizz:
According to major league sources, the Cubs and Rockies have had discussions about a trade that could send Ryan Spilborghs to Chicago.
UHMMMMMM….DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY CREEPORTUNITIES THIS COULD FACILITATE?!
I would ask who we’d have to give up for that, but then realized I don’t care about 90% of the team. Well, Ted. Demps. Theriot. But if we gave them up (unlikely), I...
thelizz:
ciarrai84:
Lizz: WHY DOESN’T ANYONE REALIZE HOW MUCH SPELLCHECK SUCKS?! Lizz: He has two pitches me: WHO CARES? Lizz: o wait, his third is giving up homers me: he also has a no trade clause me: hendry is such a fucking idiot Lizz: ugh Lizz: CALL REED AND EXTEND TED AND I WILL BE OKAY Lizz: WTFEVEN? me: i wonder if he can waive it me: like if someone will take him where he can...
In Pittsburgh for the night.
thehighestheels:
The cats are both pissed and scared, hiding under the bed, though they were perfect angels on the drive. Except now that they know what’s coming, I doubt it will be easy to get them going for the rest of the drive tomorrow…
I am exhausted, starving, and sick of moving. But our pizza just got here, so things are looking up already.
Later, Tumblr!
Aaaawwwww. *sadface*
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1.06 Freefall
To which I respond: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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MMmmm
Ok, watching a random ep of White Collar online.
Boner, oh, I mean, Bomer is quite delicious. And the show’s not half bad either!
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Tokyomilk - Dragonfly Perfumed Soap - Parfumerie... →
I bought this at Art Effect on the 23rd. Totally didn’t need it, but the scent drove me crazy. It reminds me of somewhere I’ve been in Europe and for the life of me I can’t remember. Hence the “driving me crazy”.
I AM WATCHING BRUCE LEE’S ENTER THE DRAGON, BEYOTCHES.
"Former Giants Bob Howry has agreed to a 1-year...
cornerinfielder:
Have fun in ‘Zona, Howry!
Arizona, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? They have both Heilman AND Howry. I mean, how many runs is THAT duo going to give up?
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OMFG
DYIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
The article on Randy is just too awesome. I have been squeeing the WHOLE TIME. He bought a bulldog, too. And named it Fergie. (After the pop singer, which, okay, whatever…)
AAAAAAWWWWWWW!
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Sweet! The newest issue of Vineline came today! Randy is on the cover. I SO know what I am getting signed at the Convention, now!
finally bought Enter the Dragon. expect me to make weird kung fu noises for the duration.
my clothes have a faint smokey smell from my nephew smoking. gross. i hate that!
watching mlb network. burns’ baseball on. i respect the cardinals 4 devel farm system and growing players more than ny $!
i hate christmas. seriously. it’s nothing but angst and disappointment.
i am freezing at my mom’s. used to my toasty apartment.
i have found my black knit hat!
I’m a humbug. I’m so over santa hats and antler headbands and fugly holiday sweaters.
Mark DeRosa Leaning Toward Giants →
cornerinfielder:
I will admit, I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL. D:
neither me, but as long as it’s not the Evil Empire…
Chicago man's friends gift-wrap everything he owns... →
Whoa boy
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More on the sexting
It wasn’t an implication that anyone here in particular would do it, but it IS a growing trend among youth. Consider it as one person’s advice about why it’s a bad idea.
Impersonal “you” pronoun used in original post.
I don't understand why people are so upset we...
thelizz:
So just go resign Reed and/or another OF and let’s get going.
AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE! x ELEVENTY
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holy shit
thelizz:
okay so my brother and I were talking and let me ask you: if the cubs could have DLee or Mark Teixiera who would you pick?
this app sucks and I can’t do the question thing, so reblog with your answer!
Unlike some people who shall remain nameless, I prefer to keep the mouthbreathers to a minimum.
How long and what would the prices be?
Cookery
Seeing as how I am now going up to my mom’s tomorrow morning (she is gone to Church all afternoon with my brother’s fam…yeah…), I am busy.
Busy convincing this Amish natural-raised, actually saw grass and bugs chicken that the best thing to happen to it after it left this mortal coil is to have lemon, thyme, garlic, S&P shoved up its bum.
Tossed some potatoes in the...
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THERE IS ED HARDY BEER. THIS IS PROOF THE WORLD IS DOOMED. ED HARDY BEER?! WT EFFFFFFFFFF?!