January 2012
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Wordle of SOTU Address →
@maggiesox @leetha @baldmarlin WUT? http://capitolcouture.pn/
Ticket to Hawks game tonight
I bought a ticket off Stubhub for $58. Too much work to do damnit, and I can’t go. I am past the age where I think pulling an all nighter to get shit done is acceptable.
First come, first served. Payment via Paypal. I can email you the ticket.
Working from home, getting shit done. Why? Because noisy ass people at the coffee area aren’t bothering the bajaysus out of me.
Santorum: Pregnancy as a result of rape is "a... →
baldmarlin:
I just…I can’t.
Ripping off his dick a la Émile Zola’s Germinal is totally acceptable right? Because I’d consider that a gift to me. And he should make the best of that situation.
let's get rick santorum his own uterus →
maggiesox:
morninggloria:
He’s wanted one so very much for so very long. It’s his Pony for Christmas.
At the very least, consider making a small donation of a feminine hygiene product so he can prepare for the arrival of his precious organ.
I approve of this plan.
Let’s get him one of those fake vaginas, too.
AWKWARD
Having to unfollow because suddenly people that don’t normally (at least as far as I’m aware) suddenly start posting “artistic nudes”.
*Covers work computer’s eyes*
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Dear Idiots calling for Crawford’s head:
You obviously did not note our fail whale defense tonight, did you? Yes, there was a shitty “goal”. But there was also a whole lot of not showing up.
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Points schmoints
Am I the only who thinks some media and bloggers are making too much of the Blackhawks having the highest points in the West?
Dude, it’s the Western Conference. Points change on a (seemingly) hourly basis. Teams can go from first to fifth, or anywhere in between, in almost a day.
If the Canucks are useful for illustrating anything other than petulant douchebaggery, it’s that the...
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And this is why I had to get an IGo car this...
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Meetings
Another 6 hours’ worth of training meetings conducted today. Another 4.5 hours spent gritting my teeth at our vendor’s instructor absolutely horrid delivery of that instruction.
It. was. seriously. bad.
Talked with my boss. She couldn’t believe how poor he was. By the end of the day, we had told all the vendors (including dude) they could leave early tomorrow because of the...
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I miss Patrick Sharp. Hell, I even miss Patrick Kane, or at least his ability to score. A puck. Score a puck.
ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS: I've been sick. →
animalstalkinginallcaps:
Too sick, actually, to do much of anything except moan and wiggle around, coughing up lung bits. I suppose I have also managed to read a couple books and blow my nose one hundred million billion times, but you get the idea.
I blame not smoking. This is my body’s way of punishing me.
I must leave…
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