"I just want you to know no matter what you do, you’re gonna die, just like everybody else."
— Rose Castorini to her philandering husband, Cosmo, in “Moonstruck”.
Pedestals should be left for ancient Greece
You’d have thought I would have learned this with Michael Jordan. My old aesthetician in the ‘burbs told me once how a co-worker of hers ran into Michael Jordan coming out of her roommate’s bedroom. (MJ used to live in Highland Park) She was flabbergasted. His response? “I don’t care who you tell.” This was before he and his ex-wife, Juanita, divorced and I do believe it was because he was a womanizer. Ever after that, my opinion of him was totally destroyed.
Great player? Sure.
Great PLAYER? UNFORTUNATELY.
You would have thought I’d have learned my lesson about not assuming any seemingly nice or “head on straight” male athletes were really…well, for real. Especially with how cynical I am to begin with.
Well. Another one bites the dust. So disappointed. SO. DISAPPOINTED.
Males.
"To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication."
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Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
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hot damn
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That’s my representative!
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She deserves flowers, a cheese platter, chocolates, wine of the month, and one night with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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Janet Howell R E P R E S E N T!
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no cab would take him. not even…
sorry guys, the requests for this are totally buried in my askbox
maybe i’ll see them again SOMEDAY
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This shit is hilarious.
Why can’t we all just get along?
(Source: comeinmycave, via superkanethathoe)
I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENED ON GLEE BECAUSE I DON’T WATCH GLEE! THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT!
Joey out-trolled everyone right there.
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